'Redneck Island' -- The Nipple Ring Beer Bong
EXCLUSIVE
A group of rednecks just took beer bonging to a whole new level ... by introducing a nipple ring into the mix -- and the results are extremely uncomfortable.
Lucas Albert -- a cast member on the upcoming season of CMT's "Redneck Island" -- caught the attention of another housemate for having a nipple ring ... and that's when things got weird.
Eventually they decide to pour liquid gold into a beer bong by attaching the can to his nipple ring ... and well, we've already explained too much.
So just watch ... and don't try this at home -- unless you're a redneck, obviously.
Alex Rogan in 'The Last Starfighter': 'Memba Him?
Lance Guest is best known for playing the trailer park teen turned space badass Alex Rogan -- opposite Dan O'Herlihy as Grig -- in the 1984 sci-fi film "The Last Starfighter." Guess what he looks like now!
UFC Star Thiago Alves -- I'M AN AMERICAN NOW ... Officially!
I'M AN AMERICAN NOW
... Officially!
The next time UFC badass Thiago Alves steps in the octogon, he'll bleed RED, WHITE & BLUE ... 'cause he just officially became an American citizen!!
The 31-year-old Brazilian-born fighter broke the news this week ... saying, "It's official. I am a American citizen! Very proud of this moment, God bless America!"
Congrats Thiago ... we look forward to collecting your income taxes.
Chloe Sevigny: Good Genes or Good Docs?!
Chloe Sevigny looked like Chloe Sevigny before it was even a thing.
Here's a 22-year-old version of the "Kids" actress at a NYC party that was so cool you'd never know about it (left) and 18 years later... the fashion muse and queen to the hipsters -- who celebrated her big 4-0 last week -- at a different party you're still not cool enough to know about a few weeks back (right).
The question is...
Robert Pattinson -- Grabbin' a Handful of Booty
Twihards, prepare to be extremely jealous of FKA Twigs ... Robert Pattinson is showing solid PDA with his new chick -- grabbing a heaping handful of her cheeks.
The famous couple went to lunch Friday in L.A. and Edward proudly squeezed his new moon.
Still doesn't excuse his new haircut ... but we're guessing Twigs likes the doo -- and it probably helps RPatz play grab ass with her more often.
Glass is half full.