DeAndre Jordan -- Stripper Forecast: No Rain! 'You Ain't Getting My Money!!'

EXCLUSIVE DeAndre Jordan makes about $139,514 per game, and strippers are getting exactly none of that cash -- the Clippers star tells TMZ Sports he doesn't spend any money in gentlemen's clubs!DeAndre's Clips teammate -- Matt Barnes -- recently told S.I. that Allen Iverson used to drop 30k to 40k ... EVERY TIME he went to the strip club.So, we asked Jordan -- who was with Odell Beckham Jr. at Katsuya...

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Stars and Scars -- You Be the Judge

Kim and Khloe Kardashian may have done more to shine a light on the 100th anniversary of the Armenian Genocide than all the Armenians put together. And Jay Z has hijacked the spotlight of a bunch of stars who thought they'd be the biggest thing in Vegas after the fight. So we gotta ask ......

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Celebrity Scramble -- Guess Who!

Behind this alien inspired scramble is an out-of-this-world celeb ... are you sharp enough to guess which A-list actress is behind this far out photo?...

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Jackie Chan: Good Genes or Good Docs?!

Jackie Chan's good looks are still kicking ass!Here's a 27-year-old version of the martial arts expert and "Dragon Strike" actor hanging out in Paris back in 1981 (left) and 34 years later ... the "Rush Hour" vet -- who turned 61-years-old earlier this week -- at a speaking event in Beijing, China (right).The question is ......

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Khloe Kardashian -- Divorce Case To Be Dismissed

EXCLUSIVE Khloe Kardashian has been told to get off her ass in her divorce from Lamar Odom , or the case will be dismissed, and it looks like that's exactly what's about to happen.A document was just filed by the court in Khloe's divorce, saying she has not gotten off the dime and unless she files paperwork to seal the deal in the divorce case or the whole case will be thrown out.Khloe filed in...

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Rumer Willis -- Asses With Stars ... Just Give Her the Damn Trophy Already

This is Rumer Willis leaving a "Dancing With the Stars" rehearsal -- or more accurately ... it's Rumer's ass leaving rehearsal.Rumer's already taken the MVA (most valuable asset) on this season of 'DWTS' -- and a lot of people who give a crap about that show ... think she's a lock to win the mirror ball thingy in the finale.If she doesn't win ... we'd hate to see her go, but we damn sure ain't gonna...

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Scientology's David Miscavige -- P.I.s Say They Were Hired to 'Dig Up Dirt' on David's Dad (AUDIO)

EXCLUSIVE David Miscavige and his Church of Scientology are on a mission -- to "dig up dirt" on people who talk crap on them -- so claims the private investigator who says he was hired to keep David's dad in line. The audio is pretty amazing.TMZ obtained police audio in which P.I. Daniel Powell told Wisconsin detectives he and his dad were paid $10k a week from the Church to shadow Ronald Miscavige...

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Guess Who This Soccer Stud Turned Into!

Before this sporty kid had Hollywood begging for moore he was just another cool kid posing for his soccer photos in Northern California. Can you guess who he is?!...

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Scientology's David Miscavige -- P.I. Tells Cops ... Tom Cruise Funds Everything!

P.I. Tells CopsTom Cruise Funds Everything!EXCLUSIVE Tom Cruise underwrites so much of Scientology, people connected with the Church root for the success of his movies, even when they suck.P.I. Daniel Howell, who claims to have been hired by the Church to tail the father of Scientology leader David Miscavige, joked with cops ... Tom was the biggest moneymaker by far in the Church.In fact, Howell...

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Kim and Khloe Kardashian -- Hey Prime Minister, Nice to Meet Ya!

Kim and Khloe Kardashian had a meeting Thursday with none other than Hovik Abrahamyan, the Prime Minister of Armenia.The P.M. heaped praise on the Kardashian girls for staying in touch with their Armenian roots and remembering the 100th anniversary of the Armenian Genocide.It's unclear if "KUWTK" cameras were rolling during the visit, but there was plenty of video so the girls are in luck. They...

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Mama June -- 'My Mom is a Money Hungry Bitch' (VIDEO)

EXCLUSIVE Mama June is angry and clear ... her own monther has driven a wedge between her and Chickadee, because she's "a money hungry bitch."June flew into LA Thursday and told our photog, it's Chickadee's own fault she's run out of cash ... June says she's given her plenty.June then made it clear ... the gravy train has left the station, so Chickadee needs to fend for herself.As for June's mother...

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Bruce Jenner -- Here's What Won't Change -- Love of Sports

EXCLUSIVE Bruce Jenner has been a super athlete all his life, and that won't change when he becomes a woman.Sources close to Bruce tell TMZ his routines -- which involve multiple sports -- will be unaffected. Bruce is a staple at his golf country club, where the members love him, and he will stay active at the club.Bruce is heavy into paddle boarding in Malibu -- something he does with his sons --...

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MMA Star Joe Schilling -- Ronda Rousey Would Kick My Ass!!

EXCLUSIVE Add one more person to the list of people who think UFC Women's champ Ronda Rousey could beat a man ... 'cause fellow fighter Joe Schilling says the pint-size punisher would totally kick HIS ass.Joe was out in L.A. getting ready for his upcoming scrap at Bellator 136 on Saturday when we asked if he thought he could take out Ronda (who's nearly 50 pounds lighter) in a real-life battle of...

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"Great White" Singer Jack Russell: 'Memba Him?!

Jack Russell is best known for fronting the '80s rock group "Great White" which gained major fame for this hairband ballad "Once Bitten, Twice Shy." Guess what he looks like now! ...

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Dee Snider -- I'm Angry at Drummer A.J. Pero for Dying ... He Could Have Saved Himself (TMZ Live)

I'm Angry at A.J. for Dying... He Could Have Saved HimselfEXCLUSIVE Dee Snider just unleashed a bitter rant about Twisted Sister drummer A.J. Pero's death -- saying his heart attack was totally avoidable, but Pero did nothing to save himself or protect his family.Dee came on TMZ Live to talk about the band's upcoming farewell tour , but ended up venting about Pero. Dee told us he's in the anger stage...

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Floyd Mayweather -- 24 Days to Go ... 3 Pounds to Lose

24 Days To Go... 3 Pounds To Losebreaking news We don't know what your diet will be like over the next month ... but Floyd Mayweather might be doing a little calorie counting, 'cause the champ has three lbs to shed before the May 2 superfight.TMZ Sports got their hands on a pic of Floyd tipping the scales for his mandatory 30 day weigh in ... and the Money man came in at 150.5 ... 3.5 pounds over...

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TMZ Live: Kanye West: Oh My God... THIS IS AWKWARD!

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Guess Who This Goofy Little Girl Turned Into!

Before this silly little kid was a tried and true Hollywood actress she was just another cute kid hamming it up for the camera in Raleigh, North Carolina. Can you guess who she is?! ...

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Mischa Barton -- My Mother's a Financial Vampire ... She's Sucking Me Dry

My Mother's a Financial Vampire... She's Sucking Me DryExclusive Details Mischa Barton's mother/manager pocketed a chunk of her daughter's salary from a movie -- and even kicked Mischa out of her own Beverly Hills mansion ... according to a new lawsuit.Mischa filed the suit against her mom, Nuala Barton ... claiming she's a "greedy stage mother posing as a talent manager" ... and says she lied to...

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TMZ Live: Tom Cruise: A Year Without Suri

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CC's 'Brickleberry' Co-Creator -- Instagram Sucks ... My Creation's as Good as Michelangelo

Instagram SucksMy Creation's as Good as MichelangeloOne man's junk is another man's art ... but not always. Waco O'Guin -- the co-creator of Comedy Central's animated series "Brickleberry" -- is blasting Instagram for penile hypocrisy.Waco tells us he's furious Instagram yanked his post showing an altered "Creation," featuring Woody from the show who dwarfs the "real" Adam and a topless Ethel who...

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Ronna in the Movie 'Go': 'Memba Her?!

Sarah Polley is best known for playing the drug dealing store clerk turned speed bump Ronna -- opposite Scott Wolf and Jay Mohr -- in the 1999 thriller "Go." Guess what she looks like now! ...

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The Fat Jewish -- My Male Modeling Game Is ... Well Groomed (TMZ TV)

TMZ TV Move over Derrick Zoolander, the new hot male model goes by the name of -- The Fat Jewish! Yup, the funniest guy on Instagram is kicking off his quest to change the face of modeling forever.Which might explain why we found him sunbathing in a Speedo ... on a New York City street. Actually, he's IN the street. Dangerous, and kinda gross. ...

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David 'Devilfish' Ulliott Dead -- Famed Poker Player Dies From Cancer

breaking news David “Devilfish” Ulliott -- a British poker player who got famous on the "Late Night Poker" -- died Monday following a battle with colon cancer. He was 61.Ulliott's son announced he "died peacefully surrounded by his loved ones."Ulliott was just diagnosed in February, and doctors didn't give him great odds ... saying it was really just a matter of time.He amassed $4,364,305 in tournament...

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Bruce Jenner -- Kris and the Girls Won't Mess Up My Big Interview

EXCLUSIVE Bruce Jenner will not have his spotlight jacked by Kris or the girls, because they will be thousands of miles away when his big ABC special airs.Diane Sawyer 's two hour interview -- titled "Bruce Jenner -- The Interview"-- will air April 24th, the 100th anniversary of the Armenian Genocide. We're told the women will be in Armenia, although for some reason they're saying the visit isn't...

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