Justin Bieber -- I Got America Tatted ... On My Canadian Bod


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Justin Bieber didn't let his Canadianness get in the way of a bad ass tattoo ... 'cause the singer just got a symbol of American pride inked on his body.


Bieb got the ink job done after a concert last night in Sydney, Australia ... opting for an eagle tattoo on his left shoulder.


The singer posted photos of the session -- and we're no ornithologists, but best we can tell ... it's a bald eagle.


Sooo ... the USA just gave Biebs the bird?



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Maria Shriver -- My Son Can Kick Your Son's Ass


1130-Maria-Shriver-Christopher-shriver-x17Arnold Schwarzennegger's 16-year old son Chris is no longer an adorable little kid ... he's a BEAST who looks very much like he could kick the crap out of you.


Chris Schwarzenegger and his mom Maria Shriver were cruising around Santa Monica over the holiday weekend... and the famous kid has clearly packed on a ton of muscle and TOWERS over his mom.






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As you might recall ... Arnold's love child Joseph Baena turned 16 in October and also bears a striking resemblance to his beefed up dad.

So we gotta ask ...


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Sharon Osbourne -- I Had My Vagina Parts Tightened ... And It Hurt A LOT!!


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Sharon Osbourne runs a tight ship when it comes to her lady parts -- and is proudly admitting getting "excruciating" plastic surgery on her vagina ... all for Ozzy Osbourne.


Sharon copped to all sorts of cosmetic procedures in the past, but on the BBC's "Graham Norton Show" this week she revealed her crotch chop was by far the most the most painful one.


As for the results -- you gotta hear Sharon's explanation as to why it was all worth it ... at least for Ozzy.


Designer vaginas -- by vaginaplasty and labiaplasty -- have become all the rage ... and not just in Beverly Hills.


As we first reported ... Anthony Wiener's sexting buddy Sydney Leathers got snipped and plans to auction off her spare labia bits.


Good luck working up an appetite today.



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Luke Bryan -- DRINKING WHILE DRIVING ... And Cops Say It's Legal


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1127_luke_bryan_drinking_driving_launch Country music superstar Luke Bryan -- the guy behind the hit "That's My Kind Of Night" -- slammed a beer WHILE driving his truck back in July ... but cops say he did NOTHING wrong.


The incident went down on Luke's private ranch in Tennessee -- Luke can be seen chugging a can of Busch ... the brew that's "as smooth as it's name."


But according to the Knoxville Police Department, Luke was within his legal right -- 'cause in TN, it's perfectly OK to booze while operating a motor vehicle AS LONG as it's on private property.


So, while it might not be the safest thing to do -- it definitely ain't illegal.


Still, kids -- don't drink and drive.



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Kelsey Grammer -- Brian Griffin's Gone But ... Sideshow Bob WILL Be Back


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It's always darkest before the dawn -- "Family Guy" might have taken away our beloved Brian Griffin ... but Kelsey Grammer tells TMZ, Sideshow Bob WILL be making a triumphant return to "The Simpsons."


KG was out in L.A. this week when we got to chatting about Brian's death ... and conspiracy theories about the dog's return ... and Kelsey says Sideshow Bob ALWAYS comes back. "They've already killed him 20 times. He comes back a lot."


So will he be coming back for sure ... Kelsey says yes ... BUT WHEN??? Watch the clip.



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Suge Knight -- Pulled Over By Cops, Guns Drawn [PHOTO]


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1129_suge_knight_article_tmzCrazy photo of Suge Knight assuming the position -- LAPD officers pulled him over Friday afternoon ... with guns out, but we're told it was all a case of mistaken identity.


Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, police had received a report of an assault, and the suspect matched Suge's description -- so when officers spotted Suge in his vehicle ... they pulled him over, and jumped out of their patrol car with their guns drawn.


We're told Suge agreed to go to the police station, where he explained he wasn't the man they were looking for ... in fact, police now believe the initial report of an assault was bogus.


Suge was eventually released ... but sources close to the hip hop mogul tell TMZ, he is extremely pissed about the misunderstanding -- and is considering filing a lawsuit.



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Conrad Murray to Michael Jackson Estate -- IT'S YOUR FAULT I'm Blabbing About MJ's Penis


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is pointing the finger back at Michael Jackson's Estate -- after it threatened to sue over stories he told about holding MJ's penis -- claiming the Estate was the first to open the can of worms that is MJ's medical secrets.


As we reported, the MJ Estate is threatening to sue Murray for blabbing to the media about the singer's sordid medical details -- including a story about holding Michael's penis every night. The Estate is claiming Murray has been violating the doctor-patient privilege by running his mouth in public.


But sources close to Murray tell us, he's not scared ... because once Katherine sued for wrongful death (and exposed a bunch of MJ's medical secrets at the trial) she compromised the doctor-patient privilege on her son's behalf.


Murray's team believes the information the Estate is trying to protect is, at least generally speaking, already out in the public ... exposed during the AEG wrongful death trial ... so he's not saying anything new (minus a few specifics).



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Charlie Sheen to Brooke Mueller -- Pack Your Bags Now ... AND GET OUT


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Charlie Sheen is done playing games with Brooke Mueller -- TMZ has learned, his attorney has sent her a letter demanding she move out of the home he bought for her ... RIGHT NOW.


Sources tell TMZ, the letter explains that Charlie is aggressively trying to sell the home -- which he purchased for Brooke so she and their twins could live close to him -- and she needs to pack her bags, stat.


But he doesn't just want her out of the house ... we're told Charlie wants her to move far, far away ... away from him and his other family with Denise Richards.


As we reported, Charlie is putting the home up for sale -- after purchasing it for around $4.8 million -- and is making the new price very attractive in order to sell it fast.


In fact, Charlie is so determined to get Brooke out of his life ... he's telling friends he'd gladly sell the house for a dollar just to get her out of his neighborhood.


Our sources say Brooke's brother Scott -- who's living with her in the gated community as the twins' temporary guardian -- hasn't been notified about any kind of move-out order.


Sources close to Sheen tell us, Charlie believes the letter was the motivating factor behind Brooke's allegations that Denise abused the twins ... Brooke was angry, and that's how she retaliated.



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Evelyn Lozada -- Really, Really, Really Pregnant [PHOTOS]


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"Basketball Wives" star isn't just pregnant ... she's bursting ... and we got photos of the enormous baby bump.


The pics were snapped yesterday in Miami -- where Evelyn hit the beach with her 20-year-old daughter Shaniece -- and there's no denying ... Evelyn's got one big bun in the oven.


TMZ broke the story, Evelyn is currently 6 months preggers ... and ex-husband Chad Johnson is NOT the baby daddy. We're told the father is a guy Evelyn's been dating for almost a year now and the pregnancy was planned.


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Kanye West -- Happy Thanksgiving to Me


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Kanye West celebrated Thanksgiving yesterday in Miami with his fiancee Kim Kardashian.


Now here's a complete list of things Kanye West is thankful for:


1) Kanye West


Happy Black Skinhead Friday.



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'Cheers' Star John Ratzenberger -- Bring on the Reunion Show!!!


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112713_john_ratzenberger_launch "Cheers" star John Ratzenberger -- who played mailman Cliff Clavin on the show -- is 100% on board for a reunion show ... along with the rest of the cast ... but there's one thing holding up the entire operation.


Ratzenberger was out in L.A. this week when we asked about rumors the "Cheers" cast would be reuniting for a TV special.


John tells us, the cast is already fired up about the possibility ... but a reunion show would have to overcome one major hurdle first. Watch the clip to see what's holding it all back.



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Tommy Chong -- 'Wolf of Wall Street' Was My Idea!!!


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Leonardo DiCaprio owes his latest paycheck to Tommy Chong, who tells TMZ, the new "Wolf of Wall Street" movie never would have happened if not for him ... and he might be right.


Chong was out in L.A. yesterday when we asked about the time he spent in the clink with Jordan Belfort, the criminal stock market genius who the movie "Wolf of Wall Street" is based on.


FYI, Chong was sentenced to 9 months in prison in 2003 for selling bongs online.


Chong says he was working on a book at the time -- it was 2004 by then -- and he encouraged Belfort to write one himself ... so Belfort did ... and that book eventually became the bestseller "Wolf of Wall Street."


Years later ... that book is now a film. We're no math geniuses, but we're pretty sure that means Chong deserves some royalty money. Check the clip. Funny story.



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Guess Who This Royal Cutie Turned Into!


1122_princess_guess_who_launch Before this pretty-pretty princess was a fashion forward celebrity she was just another little girl playing dress up in Westminster, London. Can you guess who she is?



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David Beckham -- I Diddled Myself in front of My Teammates


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Beckham describes the experience in a new documentary called "The Class of 92" about an iconic generation of soccer stars in England in the 90s.

It happened in 1991 -- when Beckham was just 16 -- and he says he had to stare at a photo of a famous Welsh soccer player named Clayton Blackmore and (more or less) masturbate in front of his teammates.


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He said, "Everyone had an initiation that you had to go through on the youth team, that was one of the most uncomfortable ones."


He added, "I was embarrassed when I was saying it on camera let alone talking about it more. But it’s something that we all had to go through. It was definitely something I wouldn’t like to go through again!"



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Too $hort -- Black Friday isn't for Shopping ... It's for Banging White Girls


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112713_too_short_launch_v2 Too $hort won't be out hunting for deals on Black Friday ... but he might be out hunting for white girls to bang ... 'cause the rapper tells TMZ, it's all part of his own special holiday tradition.


Too $hort was arriving at Bootsy Bellows ... and he told us the true meaning of Black Friday: the night all the white girls date the black guys.


Check out the video ... the rapper -- and some of his white chick groupies -- sound like they're gonna start celebrating a little early this year.



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Door Bustin' Stars -- Faux Black Friday Photos


1126_black_friday_shopping_launch_v4 Famous folks don't need to worry about saving a few bucks on a big screen TV -- but in the spirit of the shopping season we've gone ahead and plugged in some celebs into these insane shopping pics for your enjoyment.


What a deal!



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Justin Bieber -- Alleged Bodyguard Attacks ... Kicking Photog's Car Door [VIDEO]


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Video has surfaced allegedly showing one of Justin Bieber's bodyguards attacking a photog's car in Australia ... and it's crazy.


The video was shot last night in Sydney. According to the photog, he was following Bieber's car when it pulled over and one of the singer's bodyguards hopped out, demanding the pap buzz off.


You can hear the heated exchange as the photog refuses to go anywhere -- and then you can hear several loud banging noises. The photog says, "He just kicked the door."


Justin is not visible in the video.


The photog claims the man also knifed his tires, but you can't see that in the clip.


Bieber's bodyguards have allegedly been on a rampage in Australia. As we first told you, a surfer claims he was attacked by one of Bieber's goons for snapping a photo of the singer surfing.


Calls to Bieber's camp weren't returned.



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Michael Jackson Estate Rips Conrad Murray Over Penis-Holding Claims -- You're a Shameful Coward


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The Michael Jackson Estate has had just about enough of Dr. Conrad Murray running his mouth -- talking about things like how he used to hold MJ's penis every night -- and now it's demanding he shut up once and for all ... or face a lawsuit.


MJ Estate lawyer Howard Weitzman fired off a cease and desist letter to Murray earlier this week, writing, "Your recent comments to the media about Mr. Jackson’s medical treatment and ultimate death shamefully violate the physician-patient privilege under California law."


He calls Murray a COWARD for attempting to use the media to defend himself ... instead of testifying in court during his manslaughter trial.


If Murray keeps talking, Weitzman says the Estate will file suit -- and will subsequently inform any medical board with which Murray attempts to obtain his medical license that he violates the doctor-patient privilege willy-nilly.


As we reported, Murray has been blabbing his big mouth all over the place ... telling reporters all sorts of sordid details about MJ, like how the singer couldn't hold in his pee while he was sleeping ... and how he held MJ's penis every night.



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Aussie Hotel to Justin Bieber -- We Love Your Crappy Graffiti


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Here's something crazy -- the Australian hotel Justin Bieber tagged up this week has ZERO plans to scrub off his crappy artwork from its walls ... in fact, a rep tells TMZ, they're stoked the Biebs left his mark.


We posted the video Wednesday, showing Bieber spray-painting hideous multi-colored monsters onto a wall at the Brisbane hotel where he was staying.


You'd think the hotel would be pissed, but it's not -- the rep for the QT Gold Coast hotel tells us, "It was a coup for the hotel to have Justin want to paint a piece of art in appreciation of his stay."


The rep adds, "This piece of art is now available to be viewed by fans of the artist and we believe that it is a wonderful addition to the colourful Gold Coast arts scene."


It's unclear if they're also preserving the toilet he crapped in.



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Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade -- Screw 'Blackfish' ... Our Killer Whales Can Float


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The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade stuck to its guns in the face of animal rights protests ... moving ahead with SeaWorld's killer whale float in this year's celebration.


There's been a lot of backlash against Macy's by animal-rights groups ever since it announced this year's float line-up, claiming SeaWorld is a haven for animal abuse ... as shown in the recent documentary "Blackfish."






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PETA even tweeted today, "RT if u think #MacysParade should b ASHAMED 2 celebrate a place that imprisons, abuses, INBREEDS & MASTURBATES orcas!"

Check the clip and decide for yourselves. BONUS: around the 40-second mark, one of the dancers takes a spill.



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Ne-Yo -- I'm Too Rich to Dine and Ditch


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Ne-Yo has way too much money to stiff some restaurant on a bill ... despite accusations he bailed on a $800 tab in NYC last month ... the singer tells TMZ.


Ne-Yo was out at LAX last night when we asked about allegations he racked up an $800 bill with his friends at a West Village restaurant called Negril ... then skipped on the bill ... and tip.


Ne-Yo tells us, "Anybody that knows me knows that I don't have to dine and ditch ... $800, seriously?"


Crazier things have happened.



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Lamar Odom -- Back in the Danger Zone


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Lamar Odom threw himself back into the lion's den last night ... arriving at LAX, where swarms of photogs are always on the lookout for celebs ... and he NEARLY lost his cool.


Lamar was walking through one of the terminals when he claims a pap nearly ran him over. The photog denies the accusation, but you can tell ... Lamar's pissed.


At one point, Lamar looks the pap in the eye and says, "Don't antagonize me." He then publicly humiliates the guy with the biggest diss of all time ... you gotta see it.


Good thing Lamar kept his temper under control -- for the most part -- as we reported, his epic pap confrontation over the summer cost him a lot of money ... and also resulted in a lawsuit .



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Big Sean -- Gobbledy Gobbledy G-Gobble Gobble


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Tippy tow Turkey Day ... Big Sean's giving back big time this Thanksgiving, handing out more than 650 turkeys to the needy in Detroit on Tuesday ... but stop, the rapper also made it ham-mer time.


In addition to the turkeys, we're told Big Sean gave away more than 100 hams to the Metropolitan Detroit Area through his charity the Sean Anderson Foundation.


All told, the food is expected to provide roughly 30,000 meals for families around the city over the next 3 days.


Now pass pass pass pass pass pass pass the gravy.


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Justin Bieber -- Suffers Art Attack in Australia


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Like a dog leaving its scent, Justin Bieber is leaving his mark all over the world ... 'cause he just tagged up another city ... this time in Australia.


Bieber -- who spray-painted his way across South America -- finished up a gig last night in Brisbane ... then returned to his hotel in nearby Gold Coast, and went on a graffiti rampage ... covering an outdoor wall with his handiwork of colorful monsters.


Queensland cops tell TMZ ... they're well aware of the illicit artwork .. but so far, no formal complaint has been made -- and the GC mayor says he's ordered a cleanup crew for the wall.



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Kanye West -- I'm a Louis Vuitton-Toting Hypocrite


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Do as Yeezy says, not as Yeezy does -- because Kanye West and Kim Kardashian were traipsing around NYC with a bunch of Louis Vuitton bags last night ... just one day after the rapper called for a boycott on the designer label.


As we reported, Ye went on a New York radio station Monday and ordered NYC not to purchase LV until after January ... because he's pissed the label head refused to meet with him in Paris recently.


But last night, even Kanye couldn't resist Louis' supple leather ... meandering around NYC while faithful handlers lugged his and Kim's LV bags.


Caught up in the moment, right? 'Cause it's Louis Vuitton Don night.


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