Sugar Bear and Mama June UNITED -- Poodle Gets Honey Boo Boo Custody Over Our Dead Bodies!

Sugar Bear and Mama June could not be more clear ... they can't stand Uncle Poodle and will fight to the death if he tries to wrestle custody of Honey Boo Boo away from them.

TMZ broke the story ... Poodle is privately vowing to go to court for temporary custody if Mama June does not sever all ties from Mark McDaniel, the guy who did time for molesting her oldest daughter.

Sugar Bear and Mama June were together and in lockstep Monday in the parking lot of a Georgia mall ... as they went to get their hair did.

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Uncle Poodle -- I'll Fight June For Custody of Honey Boo Boo, Unless ....

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Honey Boo Boo will have a safe, stable home free of all convicted child molesters ... so vows Uncle Poodle, who says he'll file for custody if things get bad at Mama June's.

Sources connected with the family tell TMZ ... Uncle Poodle and his fiance Alan have researched the ground rules for winning temporary custody. They say they have the financial wherewithal to support Honey Boo Boo, and they're getting a new, larger apartment with a spare bedroom.

Our sources say ... Poodle and Alan are ready to file for temporary custody if June does not completely sever her relationship with Mark McDaniel . They will not ask for permanent custody because they'd like to see Sugar Bear eventually care for Honey Boo Boo ... when he gets back on his feet financially.

They are talking trash about S.B. ... calling him "an idiot" for hanging out with June.

As for 14-year-old Pumpkin ... they have no desire to get custody of her -- she hates them.

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Johnny in 'Night Of The Living Dead': 'Memba Him?!

Russ Streiner is best known for playing the joking older brother Johnny -- who famously delivers the line "They're coming for you, Barbara" -- in the classic 1968 zombie film "Night of the Living Dead." Guess what he looks like now!

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Jimmy Goldstein -- I Have the Most Expensive Seats ... In the NBA

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The biggest baller in the stands during NBA games isn't Spike Lee or Jack Nicholson or even Justin Bieber -- it's Jimmy Goldstein ... who spends more money on NBA tickets than anyone else on Earth.

You've seen Goldstein on the court at various NBA games over the years -- and this week he confirmed what ex-NBA Commish David Stern has said ... that he's the NBA's biggest investor when it comes to tickets.

As for how Goldstein made his fortune, that's a bit of a mystery -- but point is, the guy drops BANK when it comes to basketball.

He's also pretty big in the fashion world -- so we had to ask which NBA owner has the best style. Ya gotta listen to his answer ... pretty funny stuff.

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Helio Castroneves -- People Try to Race Me on the Streets!!

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Some people are taking "The Fast and The Furious" movies a little too seriously ... because IndyCar stud Helio Castroneves tells us several people have tried to race him ... on the streets!!

Helio and his girlfriend Adriana Henao were out in NYC last night when he told us he handles the challengers when they try to go all Marty McFly in the middle of a street.

Another funny moment -- Helio says despite the fact he's a professional racecar driver, people have tried to rip him off at auto shops on his personal cars ... but he's got a secret weapon to make sure he doesn't get screwed.

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Weird Al Yankovic: Good Genes Or Good Docs?!

There's nothing satirical about Weird Al Yankovic's good looks!

Here's a 27-year-old version of the polka enthusiast just before his Michael Jackson's "Bad" parody prime (left) -- and 28 years later... the squeezebox slayer -- who celebrated his 55th birthday last month -- at a Hollywood charity event earlier this month (right).

The question is...

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Celebrity Scramble -- Guess Who!

As Halloween comes to an end we applied some truely terrifying transformations to some famous faces for spooks and giggles... are you good enough to guess who these ghouls are?!

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