EXCLUSIVE
Artie Lange says the best football players ... are the ones who get laid ... which is (partly) why he's TRASHING the Philadelphia Eagles for signing Tim Tebow.
Lange -- HUUUUGE sports fan -- was out in NYC this morning ... when he crapped all over the Bird Gang ... "I don't think Tim Tebow can help you on any level."
Check out the clip ... Lange explains why he's convinced there's a direct correlation between constant bangin' ... and talent.
